Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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