we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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