And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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