I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Randomize
