The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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