she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Randomize
