singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
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