Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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