I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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