sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
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