NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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