Did you just see the Batmobile???
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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