thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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