why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Four minutes until I can fart!
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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