To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I just googled if crying burns calories
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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