The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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