I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
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