Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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