I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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