drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
