I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
My bed smells like the plague
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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