No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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