I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Randomize
