I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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