New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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