You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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