i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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