so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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