? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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