i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
high people should be assigned attendants
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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