She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Randomize
