Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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