Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
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