Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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