worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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