Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize