U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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