Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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