i barfeds in our rink
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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