What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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