I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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