Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
They took my balls.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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