If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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