apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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