You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
tell me about the fingering
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