he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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