At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize