So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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