real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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