what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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