come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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