Dual....:-)
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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