I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
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